Micki McClelland

Quizine: Manger Française? Mais Oui!

Has French food gone out of style? Has the haute kitchen that once held supremacy over all other culinary traditions…

Food Lover’s Quizine: Royal Jelly

In a beehive, worker bees watch the queen bee very closely for signs of failing health. Once the queen croaks,…

The Rain Poem

(Editors’ Note: In light of the recent multiple storms and flooding we thought a blast-from-the-past story about how the rain…

Gastrique: A Boiled-Down Quizine

Long a feature of My Table magazine, the loquacious knowledge-grilling-test-for-foodies Quizine now joins SideDish in a more modest condensed form. Reduced…

Snake Followed By Brunch

I ran into Curtis and Duwayne the other day out on the ranch road. They seemed more than usually confused,…

A Brief Discourse on When to Name the Soup

One of the more pleasant moments in the creative process is crowning the original work with a title. Giving a…

T is for Trencherman

I stumbled across an odd word yesterday. Completely in the dark about the meaning, saying it aloud tickled my lips,…

Confused by Fusion?

Ever wonder what scientists talk about at a cocktail party? Being types focused on what they are focused on and…

Do Do That Voodoo Gumbo

Finding fresh okra at the grocery store or farmers’ market can start a party in the mouth – a party…

Thanks, Dad!

“Oh my Pa-Pa, to me he was so wonderful …” Sung with unrestrained emotion by crooner Eddie Fisher, “Oh My…

Fung’s Praises Sung

I remember going all wiggly with excitement the first time I entered the fenced circle to take a pony ride…

Rebellion

The Day My Daughter Took Back Her Tongue “M is for the many things she gave me…” From the song…

Goth Milk?

A Recipe for Horror Take an old castle, half of it ruinous. A long gallery, with a great many doors,…

Down for the Calorie Count

Never once in all my years have I ever considered going on a diet. In youth I was a skinny…

The Persian New Year

Goldfish for Luck, the Wild Olive for Love, and Nuts to Problems Whether pagan or Christian, Jew or Muslim, Hindu…

Potent Poteen Gets Those Irish Eyes Smiling

Is everybody ready to wear the Irish blue on St. Patrick’s Day? Maybe a nice blue ribbon or blue carnation…

Eating Oysters with the Walrus

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” —The White Queen in Lewis Carroll’s Through the…

Eggs on the Run

“Tis hatched and shall be so.” —William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew The egg is a curious object. As…